---Games Reviews---
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--200m Peanut Dash--
Reviewed by: willofgaia
I don't like Fighting Games because of the insane amount of button combinations. So what do you think my opinion of this game is...that's right: BAD.
Rating: **
Location: Action
Difficulty: Easy
Release Date: November 2002
--Armada--
Reviewed by: williofgaia
Obviously, the Neopets team has had some terrible games out lately (Pterattack, Nimmos Pond) But the pirate games seem to be doing well, an Armada fails to disappoint
Amount of NP Won: None
So why should I play this: Same as Geos. You can participate in monthly contests that could win you up to 20000 NP.
Tips: When Jumping to conquer pieces, leave room to move. I kept leaving room for my opponent to move in and capture about four of my pieces. Needless to say, I got my butt kicked
Game Type: Puzzle
Fun fact: I know Armada is based off a classic board game, because I've played something vaguely familiar to this game. It might be Risk
Rating: *** 1/2
Location: Luck/Chance
Difficulty: Hard
Release Date: August 2001
--Bumper Cars--
Reviewed by: willofgaia
Comments: Same as Deckball- Hard controls, difficult steering, and complete nonsense. Another Skipable Game.
If you want a better game like this...well...there really isn't one. My advice is just not to play this game. Too complicated and too annoying
Rating: **
Location: Action
Difficulty: Easy
Release Date: May 2001
--Cheat--
Reviewed by: willofgaia
Neopoints Won: Depends on how many levels you beat
Why Should I play this: You can win points by catching one of the players (You may remember Brucey B. and Spectre from the Lucky Coin). You win 16 points. Also, for every third round you beat, you get a trophy
Tips: Big Tip: This is a HARD game
Setback: The other players always know if you are cheating. It makes the game a bit tedious at points
Fun fact: If you've ever played BS, Baloney Sandwich, Lie, or Peanut Butter, Cheat is based on these games
Game Type: Extreme Luck
Rating: *
Location: Luck/Chance
Difficulty: Extremely Hard
Release Date: February 2001
--Cheeseroller--
Reviewed by: willofgaia
Excuse me while I puke. No no no. Not worth it. You first must try to GUESS WHAT KIND OF CHEESE. Then you must PAY AN OBSCENE AMOUNT OF NEOPOINTS FOR THE CHEESE. Then you must ROLL THE CHEESE DOWN THE HILL. Then you find out you've won absolutely nothing. That's right, no Neopoints (Unless you get lucky) And you don't even get to keep the cheese! What a rip-off! I spent nearly 1000 NP on a Purple Spotted Cheese and got nothing! Nothing! Blech!
Rating: **
Location: Luck/Chance
Difficulty: Hard
Release Date: July 2002
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